In case any of you were wondering what that new smell is, and judging by the activity level you haven't, it is a woman. Our once happy league has been breached by a pair of x chromosomes. Ray has decided he isn't ready for this kind of commitment in his life right now. I think he just saw the team that got autodrafted for him and he realized he had no chance.
Her name is Anne and here are some Anne facts;
-Favorite team - Cubs
-favorite player - Slammin(HGH and corked bat) Sammy Sosa, not be confused with Texas Ranger Sammy Sosa
-Least favorite team - White Sox
-Least favorite player - Bartman
-Favorite misplaced silent letter - h
-Strengths- Scrabble, turning a phrase, binge drinking, pong, poodle grooming, wedding menu
-Weaknesses- drinking tolerance, cooking, taste in men, starting pitching, and stolen bases
A Nate v. Anne drink-off would be more entertaining than 5 seasons of baseball put together.
One more thing just to clear a little bit of confusion you(Nick) might be having. Minor league stats do NOT count in this league. Adjust your roster accordingly and for crying out loud pick a team name that doesn't suck.
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