Setting: Tennessee, New Hampshire, Topeka, the internet
Scene 1: (Jeffencock) Posts about a fire sale for his position players.
Scene 2: (KC Royal Dansk) Jokingly offers Burnett/Ryan for Teixeira
Scene 3: (Jeffencock) Rejects offer. Counters with Burnett/Okajima for Teixeira.
Scene 4: (KCRD) Shits pants! Passes out.
Scene 5: (KCRD) Comes to. Fingers move blindingly fast to accept trade.
Scene 6: (KCRD) Tells Harangutans to check the trades list.
Scene 6: (Har) Shits pants! Anger causes stroke.
Scene 6: (KCRD) Pleads for approval of trade.
Scene 7: (Jeffencock) Oh fuck!!!!!
Scene 8: (Jeffencock) Shit! Message board post!!!
Scene 9: (KCRD) Hopes. Dashed. Dreams. Shattered. Heart. Broken.
Scene 10: (Har) Contemplates precedent of allowing an accepted trade to be regretted by the offerer.
Scene 11: (KCRD) Graciously encourages Commish to veto trade. Awarded halo and wings at a later date.
Scene 12: (jeff.) Lives to fight another day.
FIN
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